One observation, as promised...

When I was in the middle of my sickness, Bill went to the store to get me some medicine.  Since I had a bad cough, he got me some Sucrets cough drops.  While sitting there, miserable, I looked over at the box, and had this epiphany:  Sucrets backwards spells "stercus."  Why is this noteworthy?  Because stercus is Latin for "shit."  Is this really something I want to put in my mouth at this point?

Remember, stercus accidit.